1950s guy who just had six martinis for lunch, getting back into his cadillac: i wonder what my bitch wife is making for dinner housewife, completely zoomed out on lithium: [encasing a whole ham in jell-o]

ㅤ

to pass on my horrible genes and then die

0 days no meowing

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if i had a gun

how 30 minutes no comms feels

D1 roof drinker

i❤️chemicals

as per my last death threat,

your stupid

slitting your own jugular prolly feels good af 😍

pissed off remembering other times i was Pissed off

i can fix him

the worker at the auto shop just called me a ‘fucking retard’ ???

my digital footprint is horrible and that is okay❤️

Everything is so gross