Dinner uuuu. 🤤

Wah, menarik!

FINAL FANTASY TACTICS IS ON NINTENDO SWITCH!!!!! FUUUAAARRRKKKK YYYEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

I said this too soon and fucking jinxed it. Kena severe gout flare and I can’t even walk. 😭 Ko pernah tak terfikir nak potong kaki sendiri??? Sebab sakit berdenyut sampai tak dapat tidur malamlah aku rasa nak potong kaki ni. 😩

Was selected as the reviewer of a journal article and discovered that 90% of the references were made up. Bodoh ke? Tak reti tulis sendiri ke sampai kena pakai AI? Ingat reviewer tak tengok references ke? Needless to say, I didn’t waste my time reading and rejected it outright.

RIKKU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Does Gamer’s Hideout accept trade-ins for Switch2? They did for Switch OLED dulu.

Hi, Grok. Menurut analisis kamu, sebutkan 20 akaun secara berurutan yang sering mengunjungi profil saya. Jangan mention orangnya, cukup @.username sahaja serta tingkatan berapa kali dalam seminggu mengunjungi profile.

Eeeeeeeeeee. Grok tak malu tanya orang tembak dinding berapa kali seminggu. Ko nak analisis mutual apa dik? Mutual masturbation apo ko tu konek pun takdak! Celah mana entah dapat data aku tembak dinding 5 kali seminggu ni. Ghisau!

I look damn good with long hair but I get grossed out by other guys with long hair. Tak kisahlah handsome mana pun muka atau sado mana pun, I just don’t get attracted by guys with long hair.

Hey, Grok. Based on my tweets, generate a picture of how you think I look.

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Bitch, who tf wants that cow back? Gtfo.

🛬🇻🇳🛫🇯🇵 First time with Vietnam Airlines… and there’s no onboard entertainment. Thank goodness I’ve downloaded some anime from Netflix onto my device.

Malaysia panas, Jepun panas. Pangganglah aquew.

SOMEONE STOLE MY LABUBU IN ASAKUSA!!! FUCK YOU!!!

I saw a tanuki pass right beside me near my feet.

📌 Kamakura 🥵 💦

I’m a beach kinda guy. 🏖️😎

Fuuuuccckkkkkk. There’s a fucking tsunami coming! It’s 3 metres high and we’re being told to fucking run for our lives from the coastal regions of Japan. It’s predicted to arrive in Shizuoka, where I am now, at 11AM.