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being quirkt up asuka style in the mecha gooner game while my mech serves cunt eva unit 02 style in her pointe stilettos

it's crazy that i'm an entire seven years past my scheduled decommissioning date but i keep getting my service life extended like a fucking B-52 for some reason

i need to sit in a girl's lap and feed her lychee

tomorrow they're taking me out back and passing me around like a blunt, you can come of you want

why i left the left: i'm not that into armpit sniffing as it turns out

i got a bunch of new mutuals recently so i've been on good behaviour to not scare them off but the time for that is over it's time to start kink posting again

Seeing people fall in love with Agnes Tachyon purely because they can clock her as a freak immediately is the funniest fucking thing to me God bless Uma Musume

while i'm at it i'm gonna start posting ass again too

me when i hit you with that autism stare

i'm wishing all femcels a very clean your toys

my partner told their dad that they have bpd and he went "i didn't realise you had bpd, i thought you were just being a typical italian"

i’m convinced goldship is actually just some medieval court jester who pissed off a bog witch and got reincarnated into a horse as punishment but kept all his past life memories and is decided to just have fun with it

while everyone discovering umamusume is hyped about goldship and agnes tachyon (deserved), i’m here to direct your attention to how cute meisho doto is bc look at that face

My fav part of Gideon the Ninth is where they get married at the end and everyone was happy and nothing was wrong and there was so much love and everything was fine and everything was dandy and-

what it's like to be the only trans guy in a polycule of tgirls

you ever see someone so hot that you feel like you're breaking some municipal ordinance just by looking at them? that's how i feel about the girl reading this

“hishi amazon?” you’re not supposed to call trans women he-shes but yeah i’d sure like one in my bed too

horse autism

they don't want you to know this but if you're in your flop era you can always end it forcefully with AMPHETAMINE/DEXTROAMPHETAMINE 20MG SA CAP and no one can stop you