I no fit rate you if you dey go work today

It’s so cold this morning, thought I woke up in Canada

If you’re reading this, may today end well for you.

If you’re 25+ and still depending on “God will do it”, God is tired too.

Morning twitter. The rest of the Day

Who send me 8 million?

Your mutuals fee Dey avoid your posts make you Dey feel say na algorithm Dey do you😭😂

Omg yess! You did it😍💅

Make una hide una post dem sha cos I’m on a post stealing spree

Na everybody old for this app Cos why are you surprised i was in ss1 2018????

If you’re reading this, may God send help from unexpected places.

Can we please bring back "I know you're sleep but... texts??? like why is romance so dead😭😂

For my sanity this is AI😑😭

Apologize when I’m not wrong? Never

Some of una jst get mumu pride😭. Person go follow you, engage like 5,6 of your posts but to follow back be una like war🤦‍♂️

“You’re not the problem, it’s me.💔” “I know I know, I’m perfect”

I faint just now, them carry me reach clinic just discover say nothing do me say I just dey miss my babe •

Him👩🏾‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏽; Let’s keep things private Me in my bio; Keeping things private with Temi🫣❤️

Hugging before marriage? You can’t see me doing that shii