Hanz ukaona Mwana wako achiti “Ndegeee Ndegeeee ziva kut ndoyandinenge ndiri”

me when life starts lifing a little too much

I had bought airtime for 20000zig instead of 200zig but insufficient balance saved me 😂😂😂🙌🏿

Econet looking at you open TikTok with your 150mb

Continue laughing at my posts one day we’ll end up like this😭😂

Me: No player will wear a cap on the pitch Mwors:

Your Girlfriend after she gets a job

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 Context

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

"Muface wangu aka Graduater 2019,aita mari nekupusher mota dzinenge dzanyura mumatope kuHatcliffe kuno"

Doctor: Manje manje unosangana nevabereki vako Me: But vakafa vese Doctor:Yeah ndikuzviziva

Her: Uyu ndiye best wangu wandaiti anogara achindi takura nemota yake kubva kubasa Me: Ndafara nekukuzivai boss

I sued an airline when they lost my luggage. I lost my case

From cruising in the sky✈️ to squeezing into a kombi reality hits fast.🚐

2 rounds is enough my sister don’t allow someone to relieve stress of not having a car on you.🤣🤣🤣🤣

Billy was completely flayed and haunted by Vecna… and he still went to work. Stop whining, start grinding 🙏🏽

After tlof tlof you start realising ukuth hay maan haykhona !😭