If you get any sort of conversation out of me atm you are special in my life 🤣 because boyyyyyy I just don’t wanna talk

#malcomandmarie LOVE!

Tell me that climate change it real, without telling me climate change is real... Right now is snowing whilst the sun is shining

Sometimes I watch my own stories back hella riveted like shit, what about to happen next?! 😂

Italy are taking the piss with the fouls #Euro2020Final

I’m so sad!!

I am SO ANTI rn

I don’t know who needs to hear this but EVERYMAN cinema is giving 2x FREE cinema tickets for NHS workers. Available for MONDAY & TUESDAYS ONLY until the end of JULY 2021. Don’t say I don’t bring you in x

My YouTubers need to YouTube

I went to the hairdressers a few months ago to get a trim and she cut of way more than I was expecting and still now I think about it sometimes and want to cry 😂🥲

I hate it when I ask a stranger a questions and they make jokes, like I ain’t know you like that? Is you serious or you capping? I just wanna know the time bro

“When ok with being flawed it means you can be fixed”

I just called some random bitch on depop baby

So it’s summer over then? Asking for a friend x

Whit it take me like 24 hours to watch a 2 hour movie?

The biggest difference between the amateur & the expert. The unsuccessful get half way to the finish line & turn around. The successful gets half way & keeps going. They both run the same distance but only one makes it to the finish line

My sister just asked me what a toffee crisp was 😂

If it feels too good to be true sis, it is

I just saw a Just Eat UK brother having a nap on the grass using the food bag as a pillow.. is this why my food always late?? 😂

the fact more and more companies are deciding to skip customer service and leave it all to bots is infuriating to me. I just spent an hour going round in circles with a frigging robot and I am no closer to getting my issue resolved. hire a human being ffs