Quote of the day: “One day the principal pulled drugs out of my bag.. it was bad” 🙄

"You're like only 2 years older than me." "I went to college & have been teaching for 2 years.. I've clearly failed you as a math teacher" 🙄

Today I accidentally snort laughed in the middle of my dead silent test taking class... whoops ☺️

I quizzed Kyle on my favorite types of food...

Why isn't Toy Story a musical??

Not even 2 minutes into hidden figures and I've already started crying.

Kyle, as he’s cooking me dinner: “Do we have a fire extinguisher?” 😬

S/o to everyone posting about their workouts on social media. I sincerely appreciate the consistent reminder to cancel my gym membership ✌🏻

Tonight my theater students sent me to the ER. I hope the get my blood off the stage before opening night NEXT WEEK #omg #toomuchtodo

Precious student moment from one of my rowdiest juniors, “Mrs. E can you just be like a mom and help me fix my sweatshirt.” #preshtag

Who do I contact about a photo shoot with my cat?

Everyone is having babies....while Kyle & I are over here staying up all night playing video games like we’re in middle school #marriage

What students say: “I wasn’t at school b/c I was super sick” What actually happened: *student sneezes* “Well guess I can’t go to school” 😒

I have 2 thoughts on “The Greatest Showman” 1. I waited a very disappointed 100 minutes for one song 2. How DARE they autotune Hugh Jackman

Student: “What’s that thing that plays those giant CD’s” Me: “You mean a record player?” Student: “Yeah that thing!” 😂

Student: “Oh and whats that think that played CD’s and it had those headphones that went over your head.” He meant a Walkman 😂

Between the Vikings game & the heavy snow Minnesota is getting I think we deserve a state wide mental heath day disguised as a snow day

Student: “I hate school.” Me: “Well, you just have to learn to deal.” Student: “But I do deal Mrs. E” #omg #hemeansdrugs 😓😔

Orono female math department reppin' at the game!!! Go Orono!!! ♥️💙 #iwanttodriveazamboni

A day in the life of a teacher: 1. A student shattered the screen on my personal laptop 😒. 2. A student locked my file cabinet (That literally has no key to open it) #SPRINGBREAKPLEASE