sorry mom i guess you don’t get it

Hi JD Vance my family doesn’t live nearby. Could you personally come babysit?

My new special, Butthole Money, premieres tonight on YouTube 9pm EST/6pm PST youtu.be/wyI0le2-__E

Funniest part of 2024 election so far?

JK Rowling aboard the starship Enterprise “This ship has a WHAT-porter room??”

So Taylor is sticking with the “dating a football player” thing huh

Had a great time at our rally last night in Jackson County at IBEW Local 124 — lots of people fired up about taking this seat so we can finally have a Senator who will invest in Missouri. Funny, I’m pretty sure you knew I was there. I guess I respect your commitment to the bit!

“Hawley compared pro-lifers’ battle against abortion Wednesday to abolitionists fighting the 'moral evil of slavery'... 'I look forward to the day when we look back and say how could abortion have ever been allowed in this country.'” Whoa, Daily Caller exposes Josh Hawley 👇

This is pathetic. We can’t quit on our kids — they deserve better.