Dr disrespect spews more poop out of his mouth than my bum after having pear juice. Again this pear juice thing is really blowing my mind The lesson here is do not have 3 cups of pear juice- and don't be a gross toxic human.

but it's kind of easy to just not be a gross toxic human, that should come natural with having a decent moral compass. so when u got that down watch out for the temptation that is: 3 cups of pear juice that is all i have to say about pear juice for now, have a nice day

tried to fix the magnetic strip that keeps the shower closed, accidentally broke the door off the hinges, try to fix the hinges, the door fell in the process smashing into a million pieces on the ground not to mention the pear juice incident earlier- today has been a real stinker

Yesterday I ordered chicken wings and they said they ran out but they had boneless and I was like o hell ya- Then they brought out this weird tiny meat chunks- bottom of frier type stuff hahah Just tell me ur out man I’ll be fine 😭 don’t serve me that chicken of the cave

Nah we dont gotta do that we probably shouldn't do that

Idk what to do with this so here u go twitter

My office is 35’C right now. I’m sticking to my paper and my tablet. It’s gonna be a sticky week

Just a quirky little 80’C swing

My sims live in this house But they are astronaut-athlete-doctor-celebrity-business CEO-type fellas (who cheated to get what they got)

Job interviewer: What’s your biggest weakness? Me: I tie my shoes a bit slower because I only know the bunny ear method

feelin fancy

imagine the thumb wars we could have if we was like this

First shift, kind of nervous, working during the brunch rush Worthi 🦇

let's go commit crime Zane Little

there too many candle now

Okay finding a bunch of old USBs and SD cards from 2010ish is tough on the ol’ nostalgia The adults were right- don’t grow up!! Be a lil fella forever !! Brb gonna play HM FoMT for 6 hours now since I found that too