I wanted a little pair of Uggs for winter, found them in my size and Neil kept referring to them as my ‘elf shoes’ so I didn’t buy them…. And now I am BIG MAD at myself. I want the warm wee bastards. And can I get them in my size? Can I shit. No wonder people dislike southerners

A lively AmberGambler turning up. Three shots deep and making sure nobody gets out without champagne. Don’t let her fool you, I’m not the only poor influence in this relationship

The replies are outstanding. I’m a welder fan now.

Saturday.

If I was a grown man with my child in my profile picture I probably wouldn’t be sending women messages about how my tongue could change their life?

Sophie told me she made a great marg. she’s fucking shite at cocktails. Worst marg of my life. Sophie Soph

Phoned Neil to ask if I could quit my job, he said no. Called Kate to ask if I could quit & she didn’t say no? And offered to drop off Valium. Anyway, long story short, I think I can quit my job.

Considering a rice and 3 to brighten my Monday.

Looked at this for the first time in days & the first thing I seen was a man calling women whores followed by someone arguing they should be allowed to call people r*tards & people from *actual* US government banging on about not allowing people in bathrooms…

So I think that’s me pretty much done with this site. Future breakdowns, food, drink and general hatred for humanity will now reside here….

I’ve one more tweet in me; watching men arguing for Conor McGregor on here makes me physically ill. You’re disgusting. At the very, very, best - she was too wasted to consent - realistically he’s an abuser. Sticking up for him is wild.

Can’t

Always follow your dreams;

Breaking twitter silence purely to say that Winsome in Manchester has been my favourite sit-down meal of 2025 & if you’re local or visiting, I cannot recommend it enough. It’s absolutely incredible. And a small business worth supporting.