Officially got the new phone and am joining the world of twitter #bigstep @goodwileaks @thebigbadcrutch

Snacks family workout #mustbetheholidays

@thebigbadcrutch if puss is in my bed he might disappear soon if you know what I mean #nevergonnabefriends

@thebigbadcrutch @goodwileaks we must do this ASAP #wineflu

@biGabSteR3000 You can have my tickets!!

Sucks to suck #GOTOHELLDOOK #goheelsgoamerica

Priests at the bar on Easter #wtf

@thebigbadcrutch haha I'll start looking at some prospects #somanymenofcolor

@goodwileaks Fore real! Let the moving commence #panicattack #boxesonboxes

Here's my first tweet! Tonight I saw a movie and OOH SOMETHING SHINY!

#CelebStatus

#GKODB

@thebigbadcrutch BEST pref pair ever!!! Hook 'em and get 'em!

let the countdown begin... 28 days