running man review: i had fun!

this just happened again but it was remembering that we performed our own version of california girls for recruitment one year

there is a girl on tiktok calling oconomowoc “the hamptons of wisconsin” and everyone in the comments is just letting that slide

i would simply take this to my grave

i've once again killed the vibe by loudly declaring i think karl malone should be in jail

nba nightcap presented by wayfair

We now know that not a single person was charged from this unhinged raid. DHS lies.

one time in elementary school a girl shoved me off a jungle gym at recess so when i went home that day i clipped my nails into points and tried to sharpen my teeth so i could attack her and anyways i just saw her at brunch

im logging off

i love being one of god's chosen jacksonville jaguars fans

every time a man says inflection point i should be allowed to sucker punch him in the nose

my mom has learned how to make ig reels

the fact that a test that was INCONCLUSIVE and I HAVE TO DO AGAIN costs $21,000 a pop im about to start chewing on doorframes

jennifer lawrence what do you mean gif

where's part two, ryan..........

every time i think oh be practical about this the little demon in my brain says why start now

crazy how there's this time of year when literally everyone's doing bad and it's november after daylight savings

i had a funny story to tell but it would first require explaining how in high school our orchestra went on a cruise to mexico and that's a lot to unpack

remembered i have free will so i'm getting omakase by myself on a thursday night

would love subscribe to fewer substacks but unfortunately i'm addicted to seeing every insane take some of these women have and can't look away