Nothing says “Welcome to New Brunswick” like slipping on frozen vomit on the sidewalk

“coronavirus” this “coronavirus” that... i’m just out here scrollin for some jersey shore memes and gender reveal let-downs, is that too much to ask for??

i miss human interaction so much that i swear i’ll never square up when i get manhandled in crowded bars ever again

you know it’s a rough day when your diabetic mother keeps replaying the sherrie berries chocolate commercial

i’m sorry but the only tik tok i’ll be downloading is by ke$ha

arent you classified as a poser if you wear a cool band t-shirt but can’t name more than 4 of their songs?

Once CoronaVirus is over, every American needs to do 3 things: 1. Buy American made products. 2. Support your local farmers market. 3. Support locally owned and operated “Mom and Pop” businesses and restaurants. Merica. 🇺🇸🇺🇸

@alliechabrak I MISS YOU thank you so much I love you! 😍

@kelcey_sheeley omg can it please 😂 hahaha but awh thank you soo much!❤

@jesssurace13 fudge I love you thank you💕 HAHAHA FRESH MEAT

Happy birthday to my bestie Becky Shaub you never fail to put a smile on my face & I hope you're day was as amazing as you! ❤☄🎂🕯🔞

Headin’ into 2017 like... vine.co/v/eE7JJIejOX0

A nice little tb for the birthday girl [email protected]! Everytime we're together its nothing but laughs & I miss you! Hope 🔞 treats you well! Ily

Im dead ass about to delete my Twitter so I don't have to see everyone crying over politics #pleasestop #itsruiningtwitter