I think loosing my appendix made me happier

Taylor Swift coming for Carrie Underwood’s Sunday Night Football anthem.

Making my debut on here again because it’s football season and I whole heartedly believe that there was several other ppl that could’ve subbed out #74 today.

Putting together an Amazon coffee table is a blue chore. Where are my STEM men at.

I’m in my Amazon prime.

Bitches to baby, watcha heard bout me.

To all the high class ass that’s too hard to pass. I hate you too.

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From someone who has pretty dominant traps, learning you can get Botox injections to tame them is dangerous.

Joy is screaming Matt Maeson lyrics with the windows down

The quality of your life comes down to how much mediocrity you’re willing to tolerate. If you’re good with mediocrity, your quality of life decreases. If you refuse to tolerate mediocrity, your quality goes up.

Are you old? Or are you this old?

Love you patty mahomes 💕

Just in time…. @juliarhys123 get your ass in gear babe

If you told me in 2021 that I would be building a sales team, creating a culture, and leading a team of 14 people, AND in the thick of opening store #8 + announcing store #14, I’d laugh.

May God bless him

Paddle taps to Pat McAfee for the shouts🏓🐓

My 40 year old gym bestie noticed my new ink this morning and told me I looked like a badass. 15 year old Gil is screaming about how we actually got the sleeve we always wanted.

The hardest part of the gym is counting your reps accurately.

In more hilarious “Every tour is avoiding Kansas City” news, Macklemore announced his new tour wearing a Royals jacket and there’s no KC date.