I don’t know why people are always on about the word ‘moist’ — have they never heard the word ‘jiggle’?

Is this thing still on?

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she really said “fuck it, taylor swift cinematic universe”

Spotify crashed following the release of Taylor Swift’s new album #Midnights.

Netflix has all these woo woo kid shows, but my kid much prefers the excitement of cartoons from the 80s. Will they stumble into a Nixon-era drug smuggling plot line!? Meet some racist caricatures!? Don’t drop that remote! He thinks Scooby Doo episodes are 5 minutes long.

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"Who are we if not the stories we tell ourselves" - Legion

When you aim a camera at a group of females, why do they all bend their knees and lean into each other at 45 degree angles?

Can't believe I forgot Gabrielle Union is in 10 Things I Hate About You. She is perfect in every way. If you know her please hug her 4 me.

I know we always focus on her other hats, but Lena Dunham is an effing great actress.

The older I get, the less I understand, the more I'm at peace with it.

I called my dad to wish him happy birthday but all he wanted to talk about is his new company and how he's emotionally heavy from Moonlight.

My dad taught me emotional honesty and empathy are cornerstones of manhood. He's unafraid to cry, to vocalize when something moves him.

I love California so much

What do you call the mood for being in the mood for something but not knowing what that something is?

In every movie, Mark Ruffalo is always starving because he's been working like a dog.

The work Reese Witherspoon did in her early teens is truly extraordinary.

MOST RESTAURANTS: Waiter: "Have you dined with us before?" You: "No." Waiter: "Oh! Well, (*proceeds to describe a normal restaurant*)"

Man, I miss when Twitter was funny.