#NewMusicFriday "Diolch" by Aleighcia Scott. open.spotify.com/track/4d96tKG2…

Of course, I had to tell Mrs Wallop about last night’s despicable incident. "Somebody broke into the #shed." Mrs Wallop took a step back before offering me a very long cigarette. I shook my head. "Do you suspect your wife?" she asked. "I wouldn’t put it past her." #vss365

MY NEW SONG "PUMPKIN PIE" DROPPED TODAY 😄✨ STREAM ON ALL PLATFORMS: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/ma… open.spotify.com/track/2nbo55uM… #folkmusic #americana #classicrock #elvis #blues #canadianmusic

📚 Finished "Catch Yerself On" by Henry Cluney.

After the concert, we repaired to the Caffe Rosso to crack a few eggs. Our table was right next to the coffee machine with its crackling wires and frothy gaps. We were a sad crowd, drenched in misery, and when Tony went for a #slash, we left. We never saw him again. #vss365

Puff the magic marigold, bowing and bending to Rupert's knees. From my perch, my lemon leaf perch, a feast for my eyes. Three men in a boat (a little boat) on their way to Smuggler’s Top. I fancy I could nod off right now and nobody would notice. #inkMine

📚 Finished "The Devil's Reward" by Emmanuelle de Villepin.

On Thursday morning we said goodbye to our guide. His nose had doubled in size in a matter of days and he had started sneezing. Suddenly, we were alone in the #realm of dirty dishes and none of us had brought any washing-up liquid. #vss365

The accidental death of Jack Fairclough left a gaping hole in Wigan's science fiction community. There was talk of a commemorative pie; and sunburn for single mothers. Jack himself was laid to rest in a pair of #parallel socks. It was a lovely sendoff. #vss365

#NewMusicFriday "Easy Like a Tele" by Brie Stoner. open.spotify.com/track/1pkpe3Rr…

#NewMusicFriday "Temptress" by Harry Fazakerley. open.spotify.com/track/1w4RtSod…

#NewMusicFriday "Why" by PLUSH. open.spotify.com/track/1vFpeGnr…

#NewMusicFriday "lightspeed" by VALÉ. open.spotify.com/track/5g71YkvL…

#NewMusicFriday "Happy Hour Driveway" by Arbor North. open.spotify.com/track/1NMYNE7A…

#NowPlaying "Every Ghost", the new album from Kelsey Waldon. Out today! And it’s immense!! open.spotify.com/album/0SEBgWj8…

What am I going to do with all this bread?

#NowPlaying "Oh, My Darling" by Basia Bulat. open.spotify.com/album/3yFNdq6j…

She was walking true north through the farmer's field, a fashion #guru for scarecrows. I waited for her at the five barred gate with my socks pulled up to my shoulders. We danced for a while next to heap of rotting turnips. Then she left in an old Rolls Royce. #vss365

📚 Finished "Tomorrow, and Tomorrow, and Tomorrow" by Gabrielle Zevin.

Mrs Gaffney was a bone idle, five star #enigma. She had appeared out of the blue with a bowl of raspberries and a Cloris Leachman haircut. She once mistook me for a candlestick and polished me on the back seat of her car while holding her breath. #vss365