IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE IN JUNE

and the added bonus of the Detroit Pistons finally firing Monty is that you can instantly assess someone's hoops knowledge from their hot takes on it

Some facts about the Ten Commandments that Louisiana really should have looked up before forcing public schools to display them in classrooms. A thread.🧵

Monty blindsided? you know who else was blindsided, JADEN IVEY EVERY TIME HE HAD TO SIT WHILE MONTY STARTED KILLIAN HAYES

Already sitting on a warehouse of Sarr this is a Wemby's shirts

Appreciate Detroit’s commitment to elite athletes and no shooting

now when the Detroit Pistons trade for a player i immediately go look at his 3PT%... DAMMIT

hey Isaiah Joe can we interest you in a lot of Detroit dollars

JB should have said, “sign me up for five years, and I’ll work on spec at Monty’s rate: $5.6M per win”

RIP Splash Bros 😢

waiver shopping let's goooooo

BBALL PAUL is now BAD BOYS PAUL!!!

BOOM THERE IT IS! wait does that mean i need to sign up for Peacock dammit

wait is Terrence Shannon Jr. wearing double zero or actual double Os

oh no the 55th pick in the draft somehow isn't amazing whatever will we do

bring your child to work day

BRING YOUR CHILD TO WORK DAY