Nothing makes a family reunion more awkward than your favorite cousin showing up with a boyfriend like she didn't promise me on our secret sleepovers that we'd be together forever when we were 21. The betrayal is deep. I’m choosing the seating chart very carefully this year

nah im just getting played, whats up

Me the moment I finish my shift

The moment she realises is priceless ...❤️🔥

you can’t make me jealous. i just view you as a whore now

My memorable experience is when I went to Australia for studies and I for the first time had a GOLDEN GAYTIME and I honestly don't know how I lived without it my entire life. The crunch on the outside is elite, but the center is so soft and creamy. 10/10 experience

What’s the hardest thing to walk away from?

My freshmen year roommate was a complete fucking disaster but he would throw parties and everyone would pass out in our living room and every morning I left for class at 7am I would just get little choruses of "have fun at class, good luck" from hungover stoners and let me tell

I know my brother and his gf are fighting when I receive a text like this

i can tell what kind of person you are by what you think of when you read "bp"

Ask a guy "wyd" and it's always "chilling"😐 ok freezer

i'm young af with a plan & a huge vision for my life.. ain't no letting up!

The moment you start hesitating to text a man you’re in love with because you’re scared to seeming needy, that’s your sign it’s not a safe space for you emotionally.

"a woman just starts to become unattractive after 25" you mean... you mean when she finally starts looking like...a woman??! as in not a girl? not a child? like you get that right?

The woman I’m becoming… love her so much!