today and today only i will thank god because i finally got my period 🙏 thanks bro

why is malcom in the middle already one of the best shows i’ve seen 5 episodes in

turns out men are not to be trusted

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took my adderal w vodka this morning

blowin up staff bathroom for revenge purposes. u won’t feel my wrath yet, but ya sure will smell it

fake bitches get fake tans. all i’m saying

some of my favorite friends are the old dudes who regular the same coffee shop as me. look forward to seeing my boys every morning ❤️

participating in the try not to literally off yourself in the middle of the sales floor challenge

if i hear riptide one more time i’m gonna rip my fucking ears off

if they can make me come in on my day off for another pointless staff meeting, i will not be going sober

A ping-pong factory wrote this

how to move out of country with nothing but bike, weed, and cats? also don’t want to work just want to be outside and do creative shit

just quit my job ✌️🥳 now i finally have time to practice my sick vape tricks