The Bachelorette airing on ABC

So many beautiful women adding me on Facebook.

I think the Bachelorette airing on ABC

No ghosts are baptized.

We should have a Shark Week for American History.

Y’all know that smell when you accidentally burn your nose hairs with a lighter? Love that.

The Bachelor airing on ABC

I’m a dick. I’m a dick tid 2 quadratini wafers.

I open a brand new pack of chewing gum and suddenly everyone is my bestfriend 😒

I hope that… when we die, we can be as rich as we want.

Oscar Isaac’s natural smolder

Arthur Russell didnt die. He just moved to Minnesota

what movies have you seen

make america great grandson

I didn't have "I overpaid on my Optimum bill" on my 2022 bingo card.

if ur poor you have to work, but if ur rich you have to make a podcast

I actually think it’s cool that indie musicians can’t get vinyl pressed in a reasonable timeframe because one billionaire wants to produce ten thousand variants of her ten thousandth victim pop album

Most endearing political advertisement I’ve ever watched.