I’ve been silent on this for a long time, but I just have to say it. I did masks before they were trendy. #umc #COVID19 #Masks #deadfunny

This debate reminds me of an argument Charles and I got into as kids. You know, the one that burned down the house.... #umc #Debate2020 #JesusSaveUs

Every now and then I drop a nugget.

I am a part of a denomination that needs to set a meeting to suspend our rules so that we can create new rules to dictate what we are supposed to do when we cannot meet to create rules. #UMCGC #UMC #GC2020

“It’s easier to fly a rocket into space than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of God.” - Jesus, probably

I’m awake now. I tried to sleep through COVID, but you all had me spinning in my grave so much I couldn’t RIP. Guess it’s time start haunting again. This should get interesting… #umc #ImBack #CharlesSnoresAnyway #LiveSteamsAndZoomsGonnaGlitch

Yawn… Stretch. Scratch.

Do you wear a tie when you preach?

#sejumc WHAT IN HOLY CONFERENCING, GOD ALMIGHTY, EVERY LASTING FATHER ARE YOU DOING!!!????? #umc

#SEJUMC I’m over here sleeping in my grave and all of a sudden I’m spinning over like a Dead or Alive record. Do not make me come over there! #umc #DaddyIsNotHappy

#sejumc I nominated Willie Kitchen for Bishop. #AppointmentFromTheGrave #IHaveThePower #umcelections #sejumc2022

The last time church politics got this muddled and confusing, I had to flee Georgia and return to England. #sejumc #NoElectionForYou

Ya’ll startin’ to get a little hangry #sejumc #umc

I move to make a motion that we form a committee to took at motions made that are sent to committees with resolution to amend the committees motion. #umc #sejumc #ThisIsHowWeDoThings

#sejumc Do you want to be denied communion, because this is how you get denied communion. #umc

I think I’m going to have to ask Paul to write the United Methodist church a “Letter”. #umc #teamJesus #Youarentlistentomesoimbringinginthebigguns #Idontcarethatittookyoutoolongtoreadthehashtags

Smoking meth and posting Bible verses does not make you a Methodist. #sorrynotsorry #umc

Well, it’s time to admit it. The United Methodist Church is going down in Cross and Flames. #umc #methodist

Maybe all those times you “accidentally” typed Untied Methodist Church, you weren’t wrong, you were just ahead of your time. #umc #UntiedMethodist

For any church leaving the #umc now is your golden opportunity to name your church First Trinity Bethel Untied Methodist church. #YoureWelcome