Queen Elizabeth II, the UK’s monarch for the past 70 years, has died aged 96 bbc.in/3ewsh18

GarbageApe the british should make hillary their new queen #itsherturn

in the dating world i’m one of those dogs at the shelter that’s been there so long they might as well put them down

more like trying not to hear about these guys

"despite this" lol

Aleli Rivendare US #WarcraftStory World of Warcraft

The maid stream went better than I could have possibly hoped

if anyone in LA needs a place to go for Thanksgiving please let me know. I’m not hosting anything and actually am going home to see my family that loves me, but I’m organizing a spreadsheet of my followers who are lonely so I can turn it over to authorities

Me: "Sorry, been super busy today. Just saw your text." Me all day:

I miss the chapo subreddit

Kojima would never name a trans woman character Sirona Ryan, he’d name her something like Hard Mommy and trans women all over would go “changing my name to that” in response.

thinking about this again for some reason

Pusha T: Eatin princess pussy, call that taco belle Have her screamin’ “Yo Quiero!” in a fine hotel Got your bitch in heaven, I’m the king of hell Tell her I’m runnin out for breakfast, but it’s a fond farewell Heeeeuuuggghh JAY-Z (completely off beat): Pancakes for every meal!

twitter sucks im leaving