Beano Cook asked Notre Dame SID Charlie Callahan why Notre Dame doesn't retire jersey numbers. "Lad," Callahan replied, "we would not have any numbers left." One of the greatest flexes/lines of all-time.

College football discourse is 50% complaining about your broken conference and 50% complaining about Notre Dame not wanting to join your broken conference.

Southern Cal blew up the pac 12 just to have Lincoln Riley and Jen Cohen bitch incessantly about having to travel to the midwest to play football games. If i were a trojan booster I’d want my money back. Fire Jennifer Cohen & Lincoln Riley

“I don’t know what the word ‘Zionism’ means, but here’s why I know Israel is irreproachably good & muslims are bad”

Can’t wait to get these SOS dragging frauds off the schedule & replace them with opponents who are actually serious football programs.

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College football twitter is so retarded. Why is beating the 26th ranked team any different than beating the 25th ranked team? Extend this logic outward.

college football is a massively incomplete graph with asymmetric sampling, low game volume, heterogeneous conferences, nonlinear team development arcs, and wildly uneven opponent distributions. it is structurally incapable of producing a single “true” ordering without imposing a

Chris Fallica If only they had given us fair warning! Darn them!

it’s hilarious that the heisman is decided by largely the same people who ranked penn state clemson and texas as the head over shoulders natty favorites this year

Only option will be to merge with microsoft.

We’re like 46-3 against acc teams in the last 9 years and have also been to more ACC championships than miami has over the same period. The fact that Miami can’t make the title game in the worst conference in sports is not ND’s fault.

no one wants to see you staring at your call sheet in the redzone against a good defense on the road actually