Honestly he was only half expecting her to catch him, so he’s impressed! “Hiya, Babs!” He purrs, melting a little at the tenderness of the kiss planted on his forehead “Didya miss me?”

Hi there, gorgeous. ;)

He scrunches his face up and snickers at the kiss, then opens his eyes wide and looks to her as her words sink in. “…Wait— really…?”

Banished! Disavowed! I vanished like a cloud Of Lauren Booooeeeebeert’s vaaaapppeee

No but seriously. You wanna smoke and grope at my show? That’s cool. But don’t talk shit about gay perverts (and also gay non-perverts) and then show up at my gay pervert show 😤 And DON’T interrupt my musical numbers. Only one of our names is on the marquis and it ain’t yours

//It is so weird that so many people are talking about my hyperfixation in such a bizarre context I feel like somebody just shined a spotlight into the dumpster I’ve been rooting around in for like 4 years 😅

I’m waiting

𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘸 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳'𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴: 𝘋𝘪𝘥 𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦? 𝘿𝙞𝙙 𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙇𝙖𝙢𝙗 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙚?

You know what sounds really good right about now? Punching a baby.

Do ya'll mind if i scream?

//Alright, finally caved and came up with a writer tag now that I’m expanding onto other platforms. So I’m #Øяιαѕ now and you can find me at @writerorias on Discord and BlueSky 🤘🏻

How many weiners?

No room for another?

And I wasn’t even invited?? 😪😪