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Getting strong Jeremy Rockliff vibes 👇

The stench of hamster shit and elderberries emanating from Rockliff’s office is overwhelming.
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Ha ha.
This 👇 is in the Mercury, on the same day one of the new Lambie MPs is in the Australian telling Rockliff where he can stick his Mac Pt white elephant?
Everything you touch, Rockliff, everything you touch …
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Hhmm. The ‘agreement’ between the Libs andJLN was only good for as long as Rockliff could bluff the three new Lambies into believing that it was some sort of legally binding arrangement.
Looks like at least one of them has twigged.
Oops.
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In dealing with the odious Rocklibs, O’Byrne must feel - to borrow from James - like a blindfolded man riding a unicycle on the rim of the pit of doom.
Greenlight too many Lib lies and policy failures and he signs his own political death warrant.
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Obvious choice, really: given the stellar performance of the Tasmanian health system under her tenure.
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But, but Lambie insisted that she would leave it to any JLN MPs to make the decisions about who to back, what they will demand in return etc.
Liberal Lackey Jacqui is a fibber?
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With the Rockliff Liberals running the show this 👇 won’t pose an issue because it will either:
A: be mysteriously accidentally demolished in dead of night or,
B: make that shot for goal from the city end pocket a lot trickier.
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Is it too soon to wonder where David O’Byrne - supposedly the chosen balance-of-power Independent now that the Lambies are exposed as Liberal lickspittles - is on this?
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Interesting. I wonder, would FontPR invoice JLN directly for running its comms, or just add a whack onto its Govt contracts? If it was, of course.
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Was the Lambie serving the Liberal Minister coffee, or just awaiting instructions?
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Maybe Jacqui Lambie is like Punxsutawney Phil?
She won’t emerge from her hidey hole on (checks notes) Gobbler’s Knob until July to tell us whether there’ll be six more weeks of winter recess.
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If the Libs are running scared, how come you are in hiding?
Come out and face the voters, Lambie, and explain what you get in return for being a Liberal lapdog.
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I can announce I’m going to review my understanding of the JLN, with an eye to making it the designated acronym for the Junior Liberal Numpties.
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Live shot of Brad Stansfield and Rockliff propping up the ‘JLN is not a sub-branch of the Liberal Party’ story.
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Well, there are 3 LibLambs (Limbies?) so one will polish the Lib team boots, one to wash the jumpers and one to cut the half-time oranges.
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#liberallackeyjacqui
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A scandal that by itself should condemn Rockliff to a resignation in disgrace. It should be on every front page and leading every bulletin. But it isn’t, and when you ask why it isn’t, you aren’t calling out wilful ignorance, you are being ‘mean’.
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One of them is a ‘retired magistrate’.
I hope this ‘deal’ isn’t an example of the analytical and decision-making skills he took to then bench.
‘But, I only nicked a bike Guv, I never fort it was a hanging offence’.
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