Sometimes I think about that doctor who was getting arrested at the airport and shouted, "you're treating me like a black person!"

Just like any one-hit wonder, nobody gives a shit about his new stuff.

I finally made it to 0.1 btc...in my HSA! OK, it's really just a couple hundred shares of IBIT. Close enough. Triple tax sheltered bitcoin, baby!

I learned more hanging out in #linux (before it was a hashtag) in the late 90s and early 2000s than from any other single information source my entire life.

Why does Strike like trying to scare people? Sending me emails like "Your LTV is 60%!!!" making me be all, "oh shit, I'm about to get liquidated!" Then I read the email and they're all, "you don't need to do anything. 60% is considered healthy."

Twitter buying Vine then shutting it down has to be the biggest bag fumble in the history of the internet.

No, school nurse, I will not keep my kid home from school just because he's "coughing a lot". No fever == take your ass to school. Sorry, not sorry.

I bought a nice little stack of silver in 2016 at about $15/oz. Still wish I'd bought Bitcoin instead.

I'm "I remember when the bonus round in Wheel of Fortune didn't give you RSTLN and E for free" old.

I can't wait for all the lawsuits from people suing their local coin shop for refusing to buy their silver at $120. A lot of people just learned why metal sucks as a store of value at the retail level.

Aww snap! I got margin called by Strike. He'p me Jesus! Oh, wait. It's not a big deal because I only borrowed against a small portion of my stack and can easily top it up. See how that works, kids?

If I'm being honest, fam, after over 25 years in the game, I was getting burned tf out on writing software. LLMs make me feel 25, again. Now I can focus on doing the parts of the job I like and pawn most of the boring shit off on my personal intern.

Added enough btc to push my loan liquidation price to $40k...so we're definitely going lower than $40k.

If Strategy could buy back all MSTR stock, go private and only offer STRC, I totally think they would.

All of us "real developers" pointed and laughed at "prompt engineer" jobs. Now those are the experts teaching us how to do our jobs in the new AI world. My, how the world turns.

My kid's been doing BJJ 2-3 days a week for almost 2 years now. I just started trading one of those days for a folkstyle wrestling class. I had to chuckle during the first class when he complained to the coach about how much he was sweating.

Is "just go into the trades" the new "just learn to code"?

This shit all started when Obama wore that tan suit.