When you buy a gun, you’re shown pictures of gunshot victims. If your neighbor suspects you of buying a gun, they can call a hotline. If you’re from a state where guns are illegal, you can be arrested if you buy a gun out of state. Oh sorry, these are all abortion laws.

*Whispers* I’d like to report a murder: The flight attendant just told a man to put his backpack under his seat to save room for bigger bags and he said no and she said “Oh. If you’d like I can just call the captain and ask if he would be willing to remove you from the plane?”

There is no parking lot on earth worse than a Trader Joe’s parking lot. I’ll die on this hill.

Then why is she still living in a building with so many murders??????

What the fuck is this absolute nonsense??

I started crying reading this. Please please please work and be available for everybody

I want more this kind of behavior in the leaders of my country.

It’s fine.

I am powerless to stop it.

At some point, you will be pulled into a project where both data and structure of a thing must be changed at the same time. This will be a bad idea. One. Or the other. But not both at the same time.

In my day, you had to tell your family to not pick up the phone.

Honestly, if Reagan was still alive, and not senile, he’d probably be voting for Kamala too.

absolutely

“This croissant I got from a super sketchy company looks so real!”

When my mother taught, this wasn’t a part of the American experience. 😔

It depends.

😢