Worst undercover police van ever.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, l have a work station...

Published in April 2025, Shelter Cymru’s report “Waiting for a Home” highlighted the current crisis in the Welsh housing sector. There are more than 94,000 households in Wales waiting for a social home. That is 1 in 14 households.” #ukhousing iwa.wales/agenda/2025/05…

My son wanted to buy a Roman goblet for a fancy dress Stag Do. The Amazon image was a tad misleading. Turns out he bought an egg cup.

I forgot to pay my monthly Scrabble Club subscription. Now they're sending me threatening letters.

I am selling my John Lennon vinyl collection on ebay.. Imagine all the paypal! All flights from John Lennon Airport are cancelled… Imagine all the people!

Government backs SME builders to get Britain building Smaller housebuilders to benefit simpler rules with new reforms across land, regulation and finance. #ukhousing #housebuilding #socialhousing #affordablehousing #urbanplanning gov.uk/government/new…

So, he was all about sustainability and carbon reduction…

My boss said “Dress for the job you want” HR aren’t impressed.

16 sodium atoms walk into a bar. The bartender shouts: Batman! Half of them leave. The bartender says: hey, hey,hey, goodbye

I have CDO It's like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order. As they should be.

A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche.

The chancellor is being urged by figures inside & outside the government to spend heavily on affordable housing at this month’s spending review, as a report by one of the country’s biggest property consultancies cast doubt on official forecasts #ukhousing theguardian.com/society/2025/j…

I'm organising a night of questions based on dishes around the world. I will be cuisine people