Trump is Jandek. Prove me wrong.

Filming has commenced on the Jandek biopic with Sean William Scott as the titular role confirms A24.

Loiter was the case that they gave me.

Starting a petition for the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences to give Al Leong a Lifetime Achievement Award as well as recognition as a lynchpin in the culture of bad asses in cinema.

Y’know, in light of the past few years and yesterday’s gigantic cherry shaped turd on top of the turd sundae that is civilization, maybe Heaven’s Gate Away Team was onto something. At least they got real pudding.

I’ve spent all morning listening to Satyricon - I’m beginning to think they aren’t really from Puerto Rico.

Mayonnaise the batard.

Most people are too afraid to admit it, but I’ll say it - Independent music has always suffered from a serious lack of Bomb Drops. Picture it - the intro of Joy Division’s “Transmission” - the hook we all know disrupted by “M-m-m-Martin Han-Han-Hannet - Martin Hannet!”

MAGA - Mondays Antagonize Garfield, Ammiright?

Normalize referring to Capri Sun as juice bags.

“Semi-Charmed Life” (Third Eye Blind 1998) and “Two Princes” (Spin Doctors 1992) are the same song.

Anyone got an old Hatebreed shirt they don’t mind parting with? I just started Atkins so I wanna cross out the third “e” and replace it with an “a”.

Singing “Gucci Gucci” by Kreayshawn to the tune of “Big A Little A”.

Just learned the “GG” in GG Allin stands for Gary Glitter.

Don’t forget to leave the Nag Champa burning and put out some munchies before bed tonight so you’ll wake up to full bowls left behind by the ghost of Bob Marley.

Anybody up for helping me organize and book a Beatdown HC fest in Holland called Slamsterdam?

You think Ginn is smoking out those kids in Nu Black Flag?

I’m not on for conspiracy theories, but has anyone ever seen Ye (fka Kanye West) in the same room as Morrissey?