Taylor Young “The gig was good. Only in the first 3 songs the guitar sound was bad but then after it was good.”

Taylor Young "Really really great set. I dont know its because you are young, drink too much or smoke too much, or need training but I do not like your voice, no"

“It was much louder last time.” — every German to sunn0))), apparently.

How long before people start doing very critical reviews of these live streaming performances?

“You’re only 49?” is a comment one might hear after a show in Germany German Music Opinions

Why is half of German twitter just people wishing each other a good morning

German guy getting up in the morning without being a wished a "Good Morning 😊" on social media:

German Government imposing austerity measures on Greece vs. German Government coming up with a covid stragety

German Music Opinions "Even though they do not have a male vocalist, it is not something that you would hear or that it would sound like the way Arch Enemy's Angela Gossow has done it; at least not in all of the tracks."

ivan : ) In germany they do all of that, tell you that your album is one of their favourites and then tell you, very clearly, that you were not very good tonight and that the singing was out of tune. Then they spend 80 euros on merch.

🌑🌘LUNA🌖🌕 ivan : ) This is so accurate. A friend of mine was on tour in Europe and this German guy went to 3 shows in a row and when she asked him if he was a big fan he said “no, the first show wasn’t very good and I wanted to see if it would get better.”

🌑🌘LUNA🌖🌕 German Music Opinions ivan : ) As a female musician I have been asked many times by the gig organizers to wear an outfit they have seen me wear in photos or do my hair in a certain way. Only in Germany!

"some Germans prefer their pork tartare in the shape of a hedgehog" sounds like a joke, but it's not

One time in Weisbaden, Germany, after playing a space that was either proximate to—or itself was—a former concentration camp, some motherfucker told me to "smile more" [3/4].