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the funny thing is there's a law on the books called "public intoxication" but it only applies to white guys who drink too much beer

Telling her the Aurora borealis is visible tn then pointing at the light pollution reflecting off the smog

Selling cash covered puts the week beforehand so you’re happy your order got filled

Wigger step dad to a mulatto… now there’s a life path I never considered

Acquired new stove

Holy fuck I think I just struck gold

Yeah but for a trillion dollars, we could put in a high speed rail. It would be five times the price and 9 hours looking at invasive vegetation and industrial waste instead of clouds

Bro lives on an island that’s 6’ in elevation and the water is rising… Ofc he’s gonna try to gtfo

Not just any bar…

Dont forget this big ass mountain carving in Rio De Janeiro

Detroit, Michigan. 1900. Post Office. Opened in 1897. Demolished in 1931. Lol what a joke. 34 years old and it has to go? Build it in your 20’s…… Tear it apart in your 50’s… Why bullshit like this? Because they can’t tell you the truth……. Advanced

If you want to approach a local artisan about becoming an apprentice, do it in person

Now THIS is a tomato, the cardboard they put on sandwiches for the other 8 months of the year need to be renamed

Dr ass wiener is enraged by the idea of serendipity

It don’t say nothing about calling her

every poster goes through their public crash out phase

Nahh it’s a trick you can cast on the algorithm for increased reception, works like a spell btw