You can tell who didn't go to boarding school going by the noises they make when they wake up. They just don't know how to be silently awake mara ni yawning, mara coughing, fidgeting around the bed 😡. Friend, get up already you SOB.

Maisha imenizidia blathas and sistah. I am in Hades. The pits of hell dearest brethrens. Na ni mimi nimejiletea.

It is I, I am the Primus Doctor in this year's UEF conferment ceremony💃. I'm really proud of this achievement!

Apparently this is meant to offend, as if we don't have enough knowledge about evolution as it is.

China has released a highly detailed geologic atlas of the moon.
The atlas depicts the surface of the moon with a scale of 1:2.5 million.
You will notice many rings, each represents an impact event. The purple ones e.g are the oldest impact craters.
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I will spend all my weekends hiking in different European cities this summer. I can't wait.

Is he crying? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Frame 4. I saw people buying this, I still don't know tangatangi ya kuku huliwa.

I think the people of Nairobi should seriously consider recalling their governor. Dimpos Arturo was good only as a flower girl and even those aesthetics he has failed to maintain.
Where is the 800mil for disaster management Sakaja Arthur Johnson?

Erik Hersman Build-up clearly visible in satellite imagery on 27th April. Fig1: location in context; Fig2: contours show natural depression due east and immediately uphill of location where r/way crosses above river; Figs3-6 following [1of2]

My Dad to 22 year old me: Son, in a relationship there's a man and a woman. Which one are you?

Me: Neither. We're two men who respect each other.

Dad: Bullshyt, I seen ya 'partner.' I know you da girl.

Me:

'The ills that plague us are part of a global reactionary movement that seeks to impose its regressive agenda through slander and falsehood, through hate, and by playing on fears and threats that are not backed by science or rationality. Let’s show the world how democracy is

Dr. John Njenga Karugia PhD. Mūndū wa wanja usiseme sikukuchanua

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How long have I been croaking about this El Niño? My 2023 TL is full of such.

Kwani you folks forgot that after intense religious diplomatic activities by her most vulnerable, most pretentious mighty saint, rain is finally going to fall? In a deluge furthermore. El Niño! Praise the lord! No science there, nothing, nothing but prayer! Hallelujah!

Now River Maragūa has broken its banks. People have forgotten how wide the river bed was just 30 years ago.
They are saying that my father had told them. Well, Statehouse Bill in his role as chief agent of Baal the rain god misled with his announcements that El Niño was a lie.

KANU will rule for 100 years! Tinkisa gitole!
KANU KANU KANU ya jenga nchi!

This lady! Maigad! She should be resurrected at once. 🤣🤣. Kenya needs her. If comic relief only.

How to survive a government hell bent on breaking you.
1. You don't.