A bee brick - now compulsory in Brighton & Hove on new buildings after I raised issue at Council. Big victory.

So in summary Boris Johnson has gone from: 1) Denying there were parties 2) Saying that even if parties happened, no-one broke any rules 3) Saying he personally didn’t break rules 4) Admitting he attended a party 5) Denying knowledge the party he attended was a party. #PMQs

Just when they’ve got the flat looking nice

I feel like Drew Barrymore should’ve guest starred in FRIENDS at some point. I’m sad that didn’t happen. #DrewBarrymore #Friends

Harry Yorke When this is all over, I'm going to party like it's 2020/21

I don't think you should reference Jimmy Saville and also say "I will fix it".

Today’s the day! Public booking is now open for Dash Arts The Great Middlemarch Mystery, directed and created by Josephine Burton. Part-immersive theatre production and part-mystery game, from Thursday 7 – Sunday 10 April 2022. Get your tickets now at coventry2021.co.uk/middlemarch

We extend a huge thank you to our Middlemarch Giving Circle, for supporting Dash Arts with the production of #TheGreatMiddlemarchMystery! We couldn’t have done it without you. Find out how you can be involved in our next production here dasharts.org.uk/support-a-prod…

It appears you could have held a proper wake with lots of people during lockdown if you’d designated a ‘funeral’ as a ‘leaving do’ (which is sort of technically is?)

Imagine being the cleaner having to scrub red wine off the walls inside No10 while banned from visiting your own family at Christmas

For a dyed-in-the wool republican I’m loving every minute of this🤣 Bloody marvellous #PlatinumPartyatthePalace

Things I have forgotten recently: -who paid for my sofa and curtains -that I went to lockdown parties -that I asked for a £150k tree house -that I tried to give Carrie a £100k job -that I had a blowjob in my office -that I was told all about Chris Pincher

🚨BREAKING🚨 Liz Truss just attempted to fax her letter of resignation to No. 10, and has set fire to the toaster.

Nadine Dorries has tried to submit a letter of resignation, but accidentally adopted a snow leopard.

Introducing our new production, Dido’s Bar! 🎭 An immersive theatre production premiering at The Royal Docks, #DidosBar is an epic retelling of Virgil’s Aeneid, a story of migration, love and assimilation. For info to come...

Run for Help Musicians! Join #TeamHelpMusicians at one of the upcoming challenge events across the UK to help us support musicians. Here's why Ross, a composer, decided to support us. 🔗bit.ly/3voUfBC

Men: Football’s coming home!! It’s coming home!! IT’s coming!! Women, 60yrs later: … FFS I’ll get it myself. ⚽️💪🏃🏻‍♀️