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~CAST ANNOUNCEMENT~
Introducing the cast of 'The Knowing' running at Jack Studio Theatre Tuesday 7th- Saturday 11th November 🔥
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Fundraiser for a show I’m going to be in later this month! Come along this Wednesday evening!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

As it's my Birthday [Alex] and we can't send everyone some cake, why not celebrate with a FREE #TaxReturn giveaway.

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Me mates wrote a play and put me in it The Bridge House Theatre 🙌🏻

“In a time where humans are lonelier than ever, where AI can substitute real-life affection, where the needs of horny men collide with money-hungry big tech: we all know where this story heads.”

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Harrison Trott and Tom Hodgson
Have written a banger of a play and I am lucky enough to direct it 💕 AND I get the privilege of working with incredible talent that is Lauren Whitehill and Lewis Jenkins
Excited doesn’t cover it!
Get yourself down to The Bridge House Theatre 29Nov-2ndDec✨

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It’s unbelievably quiet, Hollywood is on strike, they’re threatening to use AI, and it’s turbulent, unpredictable, times. But, just remember, this guy put ‘playing age 17’ on his CV and got cast, so, anything is possible xox

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Time for a FREE #TaxReturn competition to spread a little kindness.

Social media is too negative at times so its a perfect time for this.

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