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So many tweets on this website are people describing the almost unimaginable level of comfort and prosperity enjoyed in this country and then being like “but it sucks” haha

I never stopped calling it HBO Max

Me out to eat with my parents for my 12th birthday wearing the only button down shirt I own

Incredible things are happening to the threadbois

White people will be scared to drive down a street that was mentioned in a rap song 20 years ago but then go do sh-t like this

Subway started giving their sandwich artists Adderal

Me after making 9 viral Instagram recipes in one week

If you see me in a fight with a bear, please pray for me. Honestly this bear is so strong and vicious I don’t think I can win without an actual miracle 🙏🏼

Altcoins are for people who think Bitcoin is going to happen again

💥JUST IN: Bitcoin hits new ALL TIME HIGH!

Me to my employer: Can you pay me in tips?

You guys are such bitches 😂

XRP: *goes up .03 cents* XRP people: BBBRRROOO XRP IS RIPPING OMG ALT SEASON IS OFFICIALLY UPON US 📈📈🚀🚀

This is how I’m gonna wait for my kids when they’re out past curfew

Kids today will never understand that there used to be $4,000 at the bottom of any fountain

That’s a good dad right there

Memes are the USA’s most important export

People under 40, do you have any idea what this is?

Dog looks like it ran into a panoramic shot and just stayed that way