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YOU CAN ACTUALLY PINPOINT THE SECOND WHEN HIS HEART RIPS IN HALF. AND... NOW. #WWERaw

I'm overwhelmed with the response to my first book, Teacher Man! If you haven't read it, don't worry... Teacher Man is coming out on paperback on August 14th. *With extra content* amzn.eu/d/dD1XkLy

Life is seemingly a relentless, monotonous hellscape, and I fear the drums of death are only over the horizon... but thank you for asking, I'll have two chicken bakes

Every episode of Sunday Brunch is just an author of a murder mystery novel, a British rapper clearly hungover and an American actor not having a clue why they're eating scallops at 10am and talking about where's best to buy car insurance

When talking masculinity with male pupils, I always refer to this video. Macho actually drops one of the greatest inspirational speeches of all time. Dig it!

There's a kid on my street who's been out the front on his bike every day for weeks. He's clearly been trying to learn a wheelie. Today, I saw him do it. Front wheel up for the whole length of the road. The kid is about the summer of his life.

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One week until my book, Teacher Man comes out on paperback! I think it's pretty good, but i'm biased, so pre-order it and see for yourself (link below) amzn.eu/d/bl4wLky

My book, Teacher Man, comes out on paperback tomorrow! It's literally the best book I’ve ever written! Pre-order it today for a speedy arrival. amzn.eu/d/bl4wLky

The author of this unbelievably amazing book is many things... - Genius - Charming - Saintly - Humble But one thing he isn't...is biased. (Jokes aside) I'm grateful to all who've bought TEACHER MAN. I worked harder on this than anything, ever, so I hope you enjoy it.

The second time I have completely forgotten what day it is and missed putting the bins out. Nobody talks about the struggles of summer holidays.