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George T. Diano

@georgediano

Twitter for Satire & Peasants|| Story teller|| Dark Humor|| Educated Idiot|| Broke Men Spokesperson|| MBA- Operations Management.

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Jambo very much, even in my absence y'all should continue making noise- Ruto Must Go. Mama Liam was admitted in Nairobi Hospital for the past 3 days but we thank God she's doing fine. Muzidi kumuweka kwa maombi bcoz sayuni is not the goal at the moment wajameni. One love!!✊

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John Allan Namu: 'When he says that I am a crook and a liar, perhaps he should take a hard look in the mirror.'

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaiiii mailood, William Ruto MUST Go. They've cooked the sexually starved idiot live on televisheen. .😭😭🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

John Allan Namu: 'When he says that I am a crook and a liar, perhaps he should take a hard look in the mirror.' Waaaaaaaaaaaaaiiii mailood, William Ruto MUST Go. They've cooked the sexually starved idiot live on televisheen. .😭😭🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣
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Gym is not for everyone ayaam telling you, I was losing sight of my kanini kega due to my protruding kitambi. Sometimes I could breath heavily while doing the lap of honour at kamariny stadium. I could hardly go for the second round while feasting on the food that faces the…

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I absolutely love A Nurse Toto but season 2 was not giving at all especially the last 3 episodes, it was bottom of the barrel. I think Eddie Butita OGW is getting it all wrong. He should take the criticism positively, this is not hating it's your fans giving you useful feedback.

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Why is Edwin Sifuna going through the corners, he knows exactly why Sakaja is arrogant & doesn't give a fuck about Senate grilling. Nairobi county is under Raila Odinga's stewardship, Azimio has the majority MCAs in the assembly. Sifuna should face Raila head-on like Babu Owino.…

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The Primitivity In Our Cultures!!

In the Somali, Borana, Maasai, Samburu & Kalenjin community where i come from, women & girls are being hunted down by bandits, rapists, abused by pedophiles & emotionally decapitated by a society that is becoming increasingly hostile to the…

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DEAR LADIES.
A MUST READ.

CAREER INSIGHTS- FLAIR BY BETTY.

Enterpreneurs have generally struggled since 2020 as businesses closed down.
We have also had a global depression,Kenya had an election and tough Economic times have plagued the Ruto administration.
People have no…

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I'll continue advising fellow farmers to do away with maize farming. It's a loss making business, the elites in govt only plant maize for silage & animals feeds (dairy meal, chicken mash & pig finishers). They are focused purely on horticulture bcoz that's where money is as they…

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Maskini ni mtu hanaga adabu ata kidogo, they're always audacious in nature. Leo asubuhi nimepata Raiya anatembea akienda hustle, I decided to offer him a lift in my kadudu; man to man gesture. Tumeenda tu vizuri tuki chambua games za jana, kufika hapo surveys V8 ikatupita;…

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Let's send our police officers & govt machineries to Haiti to restore peace as we bring Benny Hinn to pray for banditry menace here in Kenya. That's exactly what you get when you have a president with a PhD in managu structures & its genetics, he reasons like a prime waititu.

Let's send our police officers & govt machineries to Haiti to restore peace as we bring Benny Hinn to pray for banditry menace here in Kenya. That's exactly what you get when you have a president with a PhD in managu structures & its genetics, he reasons like a prime waititu.
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The Somali community is behind most corrupt deals in Nairobi's city council. From garbage collection to matatu business to the unplanned high rise buildings, they're all directly involved. They are the ones who offer money laundry services to Sakaja & his county officials.

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I used to oppose the deployment of Kenya police officers to Haiti but upon encountering one rogue traffic officer this morning, I am now changing my position because I am convinced beyond reasonable doubt that we have officers who deserves to be sent to Haiti to face Barbecue &…

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When it comes to overtaxing Kenyans,the sugoi ritualist compares us with 1st world countries. But when it comes to policies & CBA that favours mwanainchi he compares us with 3rd world countries that are in pits.He's busy shouting we live within our means na anakula mandazi za 4b.

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You watch Real vs Man City play & you wonder why Arsenal is making efforts to sail through to the semis. Bruh, i don't think champion's league is meant for bottlers clubs. If Real or man City faces arsenal at the semis, that will definitely be a crime scene, what a match!πŸ”₯

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We're crossing over to our very own Revolutionary Fighter, at the Mene Tekel Temple, along Soprano Road. Bwana Kithure Kindiki take it away.

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The most incompetent CS in this govt is not even Nakhumicha or Murkomen nor the sexually starved guy for fertilizer. Kithure Kindiki takes the medal home, that champ is incompetent, weak & clueless but y'all ain't ready for this conversation. He's the woke version of kawanjiku.

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