we need her

does anyone actually know the words to this bit

google when im not signed in: whats up you fucking robot. i bet you dont even know what a bus is. prove you know what a bus is google when displaying results: AI Overview - A bus is a type of computer, played by John Stamos in 1982

my first tomato!!! 🥺

Just got hired at five guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag

omg release this pls RAYE

can't stand 60fps videos on social media, stop showing off xx

Why have people lost trust in politicians? It's a real mystery.

“I once accidentally emailed the taliban at work and cost the taxpayer 7 billion pounds”

thinking about the person in front of me at the Sabrina Carpenter concert playing Pokémon Go

got conned into trying a matcha latte and it was the most revolting thing I've ever tasted wtf is wrong with you all

every day under the Starmer government

met a nurse yesterday who qualified in March but hasn't been able to get a job because her local NHS Trusts only want to employ experienced nurses??? She's now finally got a job in a nursing home

Phillies debut the “Coldplay Kiss Cam”. Wait for it…

lush day yesterday 🥰❤️

can't get my head around the marmite product placement in this??

gonna start blocking on sight ppl using grok on the tl

can they do Kylie tickets for the gays cause that would fix me

Oi wat is all this a bout en? Can’t have me a morning jillwaggy without the royal cunts spyin’ on mi gnosh viewin habits? Pish posh