GEORGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Perpetuates” can be a huge word in your 20s but then you really have to move on.

George Civeris

If you have enough supportive women in your life you can start believing you invented saying “mama.”

That is so true!

Losing all my innocence eating flaxseed

Next summer I’m going to go on vacation in a new country none of you have even heard of… and then we’ll see who’s laughing.

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Should I cop?

By the way these are the last words I read before I got married.

Me this week

JUST ANNOUNCED! StraightioLab with Sam Taggart and George Civeris returns to The Bell House on Saturday, October 12th! Tickets on sale now: tinyurl.com/4ex3chrp

I think my mom should get to walk in at least one fashion show.

I have been a leader in IVF, which is fertilization.

With me they can write books… with nobody else can they.

And now… 9/11!

If it were possible for an average citizen to watch the VMAs I’m prettttty sure I would have figured it out by now.

Finally some good news... I am headlining JOE'S PUB on November 14 for the New York Comedy Festival! Tickets: publictheater.org/productions/jo…

“Chef-driven” fast food? I’m listening…

The only person who could ever EVER play donald trump is Divine.