Don’t forget about the bitch ass paramedic who gave him the amount of ketamine needed to take out a 220lb man. Kid was 140lbs. Arrest them all. Convict them all.

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Happy birthday @Leoni_Sterling !! Get the shots ready hope ur having a good day so far 😉🥳 x

Happy birthday @Sophielouise456 have a good day 🥳🥳 x

Happy birthday Tom Sprules have a good day mate 🥳🥳

Dead 🤣🤣🤣

this is the worst festival lineup i’ve ever seen

Happy birthday @JEaton99 this years a little different but can’t wait to celebrate ur birthday when we can, u can even MC it! Have a good day brother 🥳😘

An utter rat

Happy birthday Kiera❤ enjoy this throwback 🤣 hope you have a good day! 🥳🥳 x

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Heatwave ✔️, festival season incoming...so ready for the moment we step back on stage again, lights go down, Cheetah Tongue starts and we all go mental! It's going to be well worth the wait, who's ready?! ☀️

It's time the Help to Buy and Lifetime ISA max house purchase limits were raised from £250,000 and £450,000. House prices have increased so much recently many can no longer buy the property they were saving for. RT if you agree, to spread word.

Merry Christmas 💛 wanna give back to you guys for all the support over the last year. 5 ethereum ($20k) to someone who retweets this best of luck

Women in politics face sexism and misogyny every day - and I’m no different. This morning’s is the latest dose of gutter journalism courtesy of MoS_Politics 🧵👇🏻1/9

The truth is that Boris Johnson’s Conservatives have delivered 15 tax rises in just two years - while running down vital services. Under the Tories, families are £2,620 worse off. You can’t trust a word they say. Labour is offering people real help, right now. 🌹#costofliving