It has fallen to me, the humor columnist, to endorse Harris for president wapo.st/3UqHWRM

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This line from Norm Macdonald's book hits harder in retrospect

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Ban this idiot fan for life.

Mookie Betts and Freddie Freeman represent the reasons why you just do not let certain franchise level, home grown athletes and championship athletes leave your organization

We will see.

Well, folks. I’m heading to @WashingtonPost to cover the White House! And I’m honored to be a part of the Post’s next chapter. washingtonpost.com/pr/2025/01/14/…

Meet The @WashingtonPost's new White House team, the largest WH team in Post history: Jacqueline Alemany Natalie Allison Michael Birnbaum Dan Diamond Cleve R. Wootson Jr. Cat Zakrzewski Senior Reporter Isaac Arnsdorf Bureau Chief Matt Viser Led by Editor Amy Gardner & Deputy Editor Annah Aschbrenner