Life is good

Just spent 2 hours trying to put my daughter down for bed. Finally got her down. She got hiccups within 2 min and woke herself up. Calling the police to file a noise complaint against her

Yooooo Jeffrey Lurie with a hell of a closer lol

“WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AM!”

Team TJ McConnell

Happy Pride Month

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I’m expected to stay up tonight with my daughter. Just crushed 2 meatball subs. Huge miscalculation by your boy

I scoff at the “Freshman 15”. I crush Ben and Jerry’s every night to celebrate when my daughter stops crying. I’m going for the “Newborn 90”

Ranking the Top 11 Embarrassing WIP Takes of the Last Year crossingbroad.com/news/trending/…

Not one of them saying a word if Kobe was alive.

I ask ChatGPT to make top 10 lists and then I tell it how fucking stupid it is for thinking that. Am I using AI right?

those DMs to Azealia Banks are absolutely insane bro Conor McGregor

Banger Main Event. Is Dustin the greatest fighter to never be Undisputed? Savage resumé

Oh how the turn tables…

RIP Hulk Hogan. I’ll never forget when you came to fix a window at my job

I agree. I’m not sold either. Until he proves he can out-duel the likes of Allen, Lamar, Burrow, Stafford, I won’t be convinced. Need to see him get over the hump and out duel Mahomes on the biggest stage. Win superbowl MVP first and then we can talk

Fantasy buy in is $50 and 2 guys are on payment plans💔💔💔

I love this “play 10 yards off CeeDee” strategy. It’s going great

Waiting all day for a Sunday Night!! (Not for football. My daughter is going though a sleep regression. Excited to sleep!)