Rangers and Man United having the biggest banter-off of all time tonight.

That opening day victory against Arsenal seems like a long time ago for Man Utd.

Wonder if these were the kind of nights Mbeumo, Cunha and Sesko dreamed of when they signed for Man U!! 🤣🤣🤣 #CarabaoCup #GRIMUN

Well you certainly got goals 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Things are getting desperate for Amorim 😆 #GRIMUN #ManchesterUnited #CarabaoCup

Best of luck guys! 🙌

🚨 Sources have stressed that the signing of Nick Woltemade ends the search for Callum Wilson's replacement. Nothing has changed with Isak for now. Via Luke Edwards #nufc

Another quality striker through the door and rinse the scousers for Isak to balance the books. And I'll be happy with this transfer window. #NUFC

Turns out winning the Club World Cup entitles you to have 12 players on the pitch at any given time...

Looks like the infamous Fergie Time is now called “Cartel Time”? 11m extra gets Liverpool FC the win at Newcastle United and now 8m extra gets Chelsea FC the lead against Fulham Football Club After PGMO chalk off a legitimate goal for Fulham too? They don’t even try and hide it do they 🤷‍♂️

Mount trying to buy a pen and VAR over turns it, first decision they've got right today. #MUNBUR

Delap and Cunha both injured in their 3rd PL games, Sesko on the bench 🤔

Man U celebrating like they've won the league after beating *checks notes* newly promoted Burnley with a late minute pen 🤦‍♂️

That Bogle falls over at the slightest touch #NUFC

Soft soft free kocks getting given here ffs #NUFC

Tomorrow is going to be unbearable, especially Sky Sports News with Isak on a 5 minute loop.

Alexander Isak to sign a 6 year contract at Liverpool* *or until he fucks off his current club, goes on strike and wants to join Real Madrid.

Liverpool have broken the British transfer record twice this summer. Seems like the Coutinho money is still coming in handy... 18+ GambleAware | #LFC

The misses sent me this off Shitbook and it is exactly on the fucking money, 💯% spot on 👍 Good luck you fucking rat cunt 🐀 👋👋 #NUFC