Personal trainers are for girls. Real men get injured

To dare is to didgeridoo 🇦🇺

The reliance of coffee shops on cold brew is just straight up disrespectful

New worst misspelling of my last name just dropped

Being a fiancée means I straight up relish the days I get to repot house plants

I took all of Major League baseball and redesigned it as death metal logos

Joey Chestnut every year on July 4th

I’m opening a sandwich shop where you get banished to the back of the line if you say “uh” or “um”

My ten year plan? Buying a seersucker suit

Remote Worker Will Get Right on That After They Smoke Every Last Speck of Weed in Apartment

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NYPD has released a statement

Miss u

I stepped in dog poop for the first time in eight years today

A therapist

I call it “the fellaton”