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Publication-ready memes for high impact factor journal articles. Feel free to use!

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For those of you curious how surface exposure dating works. #Beryllium10 #IsotopeDating #Cosmogenic #Nuclides #Geochemistry

For those of you curious how surface exposure dating works. 

#Beryllium10 #IsotopeDating #Cosmogenic #Nuclides #Geochemistry
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Can the #foram nerds of twitter help me with the ID of this one? I think its G. ruber, but I can't rule out other Globigerinidae taxa.

Can the #foram nerds of twitter help me with the ID of this one? I think its G. ruber, but I can't rule out other Globigerinidae taxa.
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A very happy Friday to all the geologists who got to draw delightful little fishies for a figure in their publication. Refs: 1) doi.org/10.1016/j.ears… 2) jstor.org/stable/24861062 3) nature.com/articles/s4146… 4) researchgate.net/publication/27…

A very happy Friday to all the geologists who got to draw delightful little fishies for a figure in their publication.

Refs: 
1) doi.org/10.1016/j.ears…
2) jstor.org/stable/24861062
3) nature.com/articles/s4146… 
4) researchgate.net/publication/27…
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Why are we like this, though? One man's discarded toilet seat is an entire discipline's isotope reference material for the next few decades.

Why are we like this, though?

One man's discarded toilet seat is an entire discipline's isotope reference material for the next few decades.
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Dear researcher! ❤️Start each day with a grateful heart❤️ I work for a journal with a negative impact factor, but... 👉👈Could you submit an article for $5,000?☺️ Because we're such good friends👯‍♀️, I could even give you a 50% discount if you submit it by tomorrow!

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Not wordle: just showing off my IRMS peak shape ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜

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wow! Just, WOW! You can make your own gifs using LandSat imagery since the 1980's, free-to-use with a really easy to use interface! Here I've asked it to make a gif showing how the yellow river delta has grown between 1984-2022. landsat.gsfc.nasa.gov/outreach/lands… emaprlab.users.earthengine.app/view/lt-gee-ti…

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Not getting grades for everything I do just feels different. Is it too much to ask for my editor to put a smiley face sticker on my submissions?

Not getting grades for everything I do just feels different. Is it too much to ask for my editor to put a smiley face sticker on my submissions?