Nobody prepares you for how much money you have to spend in berries when you have toddler. My god.

Wordle 259 6/6 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I HATED EVERY SECOND OF THIS.

Absolutely furious that I have to track down and upload a bunch of forms to the government when they HAVE ALL THIS INFORMATION ALREADY.

I have tennis elbow… from practicing dentistry. I feel like such a weenie.

Our bodies are not designed to absorb and process this much violence, loss, and grief.

DENTIST: You know unhealthy teeth can lead to heart disease. ME: Stay in your lane tooth man.

#NewProfilePic because I’m a little paella gremlin

Nothing makes me feel like a rhythmless idiot quite like the Bluey theme song. …… MUM?????? …. 🎶………….. DA….. DAD!!!!!!!

The joy of remembering you impulse bought fruity pebbles is outmatched by the pain of realizing you’re out of milk 😭

Omg I JUST NOW realized that Saturday morning cartoons are for parents.

#Eurovision #Eurovision2023

It should’ve been Finland!!!!!!