I started watching @NewGirlonFOX and have fallen into a black hole. Send help.

Winter bodies are made in the Summer. 🍔🍻

You call it a Psychic, I call it a “Spiritual Therapist”

The only thing I plan on bringing to the table this Thanksgiving is my appetite.

Sometimes I can feel the players on the bench upset with my decisions as a coach— is that why it’s called fantasy football? ESPN Fantasy Sports

I never believed in Santa until I signed up for Amazon Prime.

Everyone knows the New Year really starts on January 2nd

Next time we are under quarantine I will be better prepared with a pool, a home gym and a boyfriend.

Is it a coincidence FB and IG crashed during Mercury Retrograde? I think not.

More small ball this postseason. 🙌🏽

After watching #Hustle on Netflix I’m now a big fan of the Utah Jazz. 🎥🏀

Sitting in your car in silence while scrolling social media for 30 minutes is an elite form of self care.

If The Bachelor ever chooses Eric Bigger as the next bachelor, they better call me back because motivation is sexy. #justsayin 🌹🙌🏽

After Becky and @jacvanek's bad week, I will never listen to The LadyGang at lunch again.

Thank you Jimmy Kimmel, your monologue was everything we needed to hear today.

I had a dream that John Mayer took me on a date to the Spaghetti Factory. Looking forward to the day where my dreams come true🍝 🙌🏽

The only thing I want for Christmas is more iCloud storage.

Best part of #TheGrammys?! — Victor Cruz. 🙌🏽🏈💕

If you aren’t afraid of falling off the treadmill, you aren’t trying hard enough.

Happy Mother’s Day to every mom that has ever tried to set me up with their son, you’re the real MVP. 🏆💐