Respect to the barman for messing up Hancock’s 1st pint

i don’t believe in hating a countries citizens for what their government is like but ... france

kinda just thinking we should fund the nhs and state schools and maybe not saudi arabia just a thought just maybe hmm

once you clock that i’ll die from sleep deprivation within the next five years , everything i say and do is infinitely funnier

imagine i’ve got 3 ******s and a new haircut and no one to enjoy them with

i deserve nothing but pain

minimalism has literally ruined graphic design

before and after ✂️✂️

i am a mug of the highest proportions

These are my people ❤️

if not “don’t feel like dancing” by the new york nu-disco club act scissor sisters, then what ??

i love cam newton’s ghost

would gyrate for a gyro rn

i feel like i’m on the verge of making a bad decision maybe always

looks like one of my ******* got ****** ** oh god

i’m back bitches but i may stay on the other account