Me: I should get some work done Also literally me rn:

sorry I’m late I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes and stared at the ceiling

#NYC you got me

remember when miss trunchable made bruce eat all that cake

shazam but for why I’m crying

reminder: if a bathroom door is locked don’t forget to ruthlessly try to open it multiple times and give the person inside debilitating anxiety

When I was 5: WOW A TAMAGOTCHI When I was 12: WOW A TAMAGOTCHI When I was 18: WOW A TAMAGOTCHI Now that I’m 28: WOW A TAMAGOTCHI

I’m tired on the streets and tired in the sheets

sometimes I mix I can’t believe it’s not butter with butter to make I can believe that some of this is butter

So excited to be Musical Director for Bubble Boy’s NYC debut! Come check us out!

So excited to be Musical Director for Bubble Boy’s NYC debut! Come check us out!

I hope I die while I’m naked so I don’t have to wear a bra as a ghost forever

Kelsey Grammer is John Lithgow's Wario.

The cast of “Single Asian Female” by Michelle Law ( Michelle Law 羅敏儀 ) & directed by Genevieve Wilson ( Genevieve Wilson ) 🎉🎉🎉 2021 Australian Theatre Festival NYC 🇦🇺🇺🇸🎭 #AusTheatreFestNYC2021

The cast of “Single Asian Female” by Michelle Law ( Michelle Law 羅敏儀 ) & directed by Genevieve Wilson ( Genevieve Wilson ) 🎉🎉🎉 2021 Australian Theatre Festival NYC 🇦🇺🇺🇸🎭 #AusTheatreFestNYC2021

Everyone: you look stressed Me: thanks it’s the stress

Super excited to announce that Ghost Girl (and my original score! 🎶) is an official selection for The New York Television Festival 2018! Congrats to the whole cast and crew! 💕👻 x.com/deadline/statu…