"Student Pains: That awkward eye contact I make with my teacher while trying to cheat on a test."Sarah Mills #youfeelROCKS hahahaha

You need to be shorter than 6’3” in order to get a job as an astronaut.

"QuoteHive: "Families are like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts." -Unknown" Jess Dormehl #wegotmorethanafewNUTS hahaha :)

"Will Ferrell: I'm not clumsy, the floor hates me, the tables and chairs bully me, & the wall just likes to tease me."Gabriela Fraser

"Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did." -Newt Gingrich

Nike dropped lance armstrong, but didn't drop tiger woods. So I guess in America you can cheat on your wife but not on your bike

Gareth Cliff The 'main road' out of St Francis Bay

"If Lindsay Lohan made it through her cracked-out bleached-blonde lesbian jailbird phase,you can make it through today"Sarah Mills #14days

Burger King opens early next year! #headlines - ow.ly/fcp40

WE DOOOOONNNEEEE :) Sarah Mills Andrew Chouler #NomoreCampusBitches #GraduatedTotheHighLife

"courtney williams: B(.)(.)Bs #bessst" CONGRATS courts :)

No matter how amazing you are at something, there will always be an 8 year old Asian who is better.

Todays the day!! The exitement! #BieleveTour Justin Bieber

2013 is the first year after 1987 to have all 4 different digits, first time since the year 1432, it can be written with 4 consecutive nos.

Missing all my bookclub homies!! #dunnohowtotag #twittervirgin #youknowwhoyouare

Bafanabafana thank you for the funniest evening of my year so far ! #BafanavsNorway #Pureentertainment

You can buy a ticket to meet justin bieber for R6000 #startsavingbitches Sarah Mills KimReilly Lauren Jane Fisher Courtney Caulfield Chani Cawood

#getbetterMadiba

"Ted: I keep my room messy so that if someone tries to kill me they'll trip over and die." Lauren Jane Fisher